Internship

So, I was on the phone with the man who offered me an internship. We had a dialogue:

M: Thank you so much, I hope I'm not a disappointment.

K: Oh, you won't be. We have only had one disappointment. This poor guy, he kept lighting his hands on fire while he had rubber gloves on. I suggested he move on, simply because I was afraid I would see him in the emergency room.

M: Haha. Oh no. Maybe he was trying to burn his finger prints off for his future career as a professional theif?

K: Maybe...


Hmmm. Oh phone anxiety, you manifest yourself in such an interesting array of manners.